April 2009
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“So she wasn’t an average girl picked up off the street, BangBus-style...”
– Who is this sassy Lauren, she of the cheap HP?
Nice…I think this guy just called her a slut…
Note: On being sincere on the Internet. If you really don’t want someone to see something risque, don’t say something like “Whatever you do, don’t do a search for...
March 2009
45 posts
I think I am going to drink and look at cosplay and 4chan all night and laugh myself to death. There are worse ways to go right?
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Online Journalists More Optimistic About The... →
I am reminded of conversation in Ghost Busters:
Janine Melnitz: You’re very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too. Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.
Print may be dead or dying but I find it hard to believe that there isn’t a way to monetize relevant news media. I suppose the problem really is that we don’t read anymore.
Government sponsored Kindle ownership...
Enjoying some sake and good company for #earthhour. What better way to enjoy an hour in the dark?
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Where the Wild Things Are →
Follow that link!
This is officially on the top of my list for movies this year so far. The Arcade Fire in the preview doesn’t hurt. Not one bit.
My cat was snoring. I don’t think a cat should snore. I promptly kicked her off the bed when I reached this conclusion.
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A Recent Text Conversation
Tard: Just looking thru past txts I overlooked. Who is this? I can only see a # not a name. sorry
Me: Ryan. Who the hell is this?
Tard: Ryan who? This is kelly
Me: Kelly who? LOL. Ryan from abacoa. Do you know jeff?
Tard: Jeff who?
Me: Haha. Clearly we don't know each other.
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #Self-important #Narcissistic #Blogger
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Reading the new Wired. Listening to some music. Planning the week ahead. Having some great tea.
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Can't Make It Up
I was watching some TV today while on my lunch break. The TV is virtually inaudible so they have the captioning on for anyone trying to pay attention. Clearly there was a glitch…
Now, I don’t have a picture to back this up but I am not this creative. Hence, it must be true.
There was an add on for Gieco. It ended with the familiar catch phrase “so easy even a caveman could do...
Today’s phrase that pays: Anomie, it’s what’s for dinner.
Ever want to see money instantly dissapear? Come hang with me on pay day…. Ugh.
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Ticket To Hell →
This is the perfect tool to track down all the people that have no right to be on the internet. Sit back, collect their information, then ban them forever.
Only problem is that I just paid $4 to pray that the sites hosting service gets pelted with fire, and a little brimstone.
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Hospitals
I am currently at Jackson Hispital in Miami. Here are a few observations:
I feel a lesser sense of urgency to move out of the way of an abulance when it is so close to it’s destination. Come on, let me cross the street.
I just saw a nurse give a bum a cigarette.
Many of the residents are no older than me and I can tell, just by looking at them, that they watch Scrubs too much.
There...
“Nihil est sine ratione.”
Happy St. Patricks Day. Here’s hoping for some of that Irish luck.
They used to dress me up as a kid. It was sometimes bad. http://twitpic.com/2684v
WatchThis was a great advertising campaign. Much better than some stupid dancing lizards.
I actually wanted a Sobe green tea after hearing this commercial.
I also wanted a Cuban sandwich.
Good American mythology. Something we don’t have enough of. http://tinyurl.com/c4kv9u (via @addthis)
Side Note: I am liking the OmniFocus 1.6 update. Still the best application I have paid money for. After Unreal Tournament, of course.
Tired. Gonna eat a frozen Kashi dinner and drink a gallon of water. Then pass out watching Code 46.
Can’t decide what is better @common_squirrel or @the_real_shaq. Shaq ftw.
“David stern said i dnt mind sounding trite, what does that word mean, any...”
– Twitter / THE_REAL_SHAQ
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Ready for 3 days on BoH… Here’s to not setting expectations too high…
Reading After the Quake by Haruki Murakami - http://tinyurl.com/ac9nk8
DataCase for iPhone is great. Now I have all the service manuals with me at all times. How depressing that it excites me…
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Just purchased my first Kindle book for my iPhone. I want a Kindle. I just can’t afford one.
I like that it is dark out again in the morning. If I am going to be up at 5am it best not be sunny out.
Laughed a little at the mistranslation of the word “reset” into Russian. How much do you think they paid the translator? #Clinton
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The Nano. Not From Apple.
Image via Wikipedia
I had read about this brilliant little car from a while back in Wired Magazine. I forgot about it entirely by the time I fell on it again today while checking the news.
I don’t know why I get excited about things like this. It doesn’t appear to offer me much utility. I certainly can’t imagine driving one here in Florida.
It’s called Nano by Tata...
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The Limbaugh - Steele feud: Rahm’s beautiful ballet | csmonitor.com http://tinyurl.com/db3slm via @ShareThis
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Awesome Device From Company I Never Heard Of →
I am not familiar with the company behind this laptop but I find myself wanting one quite badly. It’s the perfect mix of netbook and tablet that I never even thought of. According to the company, the unit can run Google’s Android OS or a Linux flavor (as opposed to whatever their proprietary OS is that comes with it).
At $400 I am seriously considering this thing.
It’s relatively cool out right now. Therefore I have no desire to leave the comfort of my bed. I think I’ll stay for another hour.
Twitter just settled a bet that won me a free beer. Ya Twitter!
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“On the ‘Celestial Seasonings’ green tea packet there is a short...”
– Slavoj Zizek
Damn. The man can’t even enjoy a cup of tea.