ben:
I’m working on a TextMate bundle for creating Tumblr Themes. It shouldn’t take me too long. When it’s done I’ll probably put it on github for all to enjoy.
Huge. Can’t wait!
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BECK: Why were they asking the race question [on the census], you said when, in 1790? … Right, they want to know, do you count as three-fifths? … Well that’s not right. One. One. ‘I’m not three-fifths, I’m one. Whites are not worth than me.’ Now reverse it, why are they asking this question today?
CO-HOST: Because minorities are worth more than whites.
BECK: Exactly right. So you will get more dollars if you are a minority. … At least in 1790, they were doing it to slow the South down on slavery. To try to stop it as much as they can. Today they are asking the race question to try to increase slavery. Your dependence on the master in Washington. No way, don’t answer that question.
” —Republican Implosion Watch - The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan
This man is dangerously stupid.
the coolidge effect
the sum total of everything that i know about calvin coolidge, the 30th president of the you-ess-aye is from his interaction with the quipster dorothy parker. she sat next to the famously quiet president at a dinner once and said, “mr. coolidge, i’ve made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you.” his famous reply: “you lose.”
so you will excuse my shock when it came to my attention that calvin coolidge has a sexual phenomenon named after him. the coolidge effect states that “males show continuously high sexual performance given the introduction of new receptive partners” and has been observed in nearly every species in which it has been tested.
so what has calvin “silent cal” coolidge to do with sexual promiscuity? here’s what »
During a tour of a chicken farm, Mrs. Coolidge asked the farmer how often a rooster can mount a hen. The farmer replied, “About 40 times a day,” whereupon the first lady replied, “Please tell this to my husband.” After the farmer conveyed that information to the president, Coolidge asked whether the rooster mounted the same hen 40 times and was informed that it mounted 40 different hens. Upon learning this information, Coolidge replied, “Please tell this to my wife.”
via i.imgur.com
Awesome. Slavery it is then.
Click through to see a bunch of vintage cigarette ads. Some of them are pure gold (Do you know what brand doctors smoke most?).
It’s funny how instantly recognizable Reagan is.
O_O
You’ve been teabagged?
via imgs.xkcd.com
This joke has been around for a while. Something I don’t understand is the need to include the word “make.”
I could be wrong here, but it seems redundant.
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