A joke, as told by Zizek.
I laughed for minutes.
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Three friends are having a drink at a bar; the first one says: “A horrible thing happened to me. At my travel agency, I wanted to say ‘A ticket to Pittsburgh!,’ and I said, ‘A picket to Tittsburgh!’” The second one replies: “Thats’s nothing. At breakfast, I wanted to say to my wife, ‘Could you pass me the sugar, honey?,’ and what I said was, ‘You dirty bitch, you ruined my entire life!’” The third one concludes: “Wait till you hear what happened to me. After gathering my courage all night, I decided to say to my wife at breakfast exactly what you said to yours, and I ended up saying, ‘Could you pass me the sugar, honey?’
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